Notice is hereby given:
BY CONTINUING BEYOND THIS POINT, the reader acknowledges and agrees that the state of discussion herein conveys upon the seeker-aspirant-victim no benefits, boons, blessings, or special powers and bears little or no resemblance to assorted New Age, Toltec or Eastern varieties widely dispensed under the same name. Dreaming, third attention, becoming a Nagual, orgasmic euphoria, orgiastic bliss, obscene wealth, perfect health, eternal peace, angelic ascension, cosmic consciousness, purified aura, astral projection, pan dimensional travel, extra-sensory perception, access to akashic records, profound wisdom, sagely demeanor, radiant countenance, omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence and opening of the third eye are not likely to result. Tuning, harmonizing, balancing, energizing, reversing or opening of the chakras should not be expected. The kundalini serpent dwelling at the base of the spine will not be awakened, poked, prodded, raised, or otherwise molested. Flyers will continue to nibble away at your awareness and your mind is still not your own after participating on this Crack Between the Worlds blog.
NO PROMISE OF SELF-ADVANCEMENT, self-esteem, self-aggrandizement, self-gratification, self-satisfaction or self-improvement is made or implied. Likewise, self-indulgent, self-involved, self-centered, self-absorbed, and self-serving persons will not find satisfaction herein. The reader should construe no assurance of reward, rapture, empowerment, deliverance, salvation, enrichment, forgiveness, or eternal rest in a heavenly abode or the third attention. No raising, altering, transforming, transferring, transposing, transfiguring, transmuting, transcending or transmigrating of consciousness is to be expected.
POSTING COMMENTS ON THIS BLOG does not grant admittance to idyllic or mythical realms including but not limited to: Atlantis, Elysium, Garden of Eden, Heaven, Never-Never-Land, Nirvana, Paradise, Promised Land, Shambhala, Shangri-la, Utopia or the Third, Fourth and Fifth Attentions.
THIS DISCUSSION BOARD MAKES EXTENSIVE USE of analogy and symbolism. The terms ego, self- importance, personal history, recapitulation, dreaming, dream-state, Maya, tonal, nagual, Nagual, third attention, flyers and others are used metaphorically. Likewise, any suggestion that the reader should leap from a cliff, step into a blazing inferno, fantasize about hot Nagual women, perform ritual self-disembowelment, dip mirrors in rivers or bathe in a vat of corrosive acids are not to be taken literally. The reader is advised that cutting off his or her hand, plucking out his or her eye, or chopping off his or her head, may result in bodily injury.
THE PURSUIT AND ATTAINMENT of Spiritual Enlightenment or Nagualism may entail loss of ego, identity, humanity, mind, friends, relatives, job, home, children, car, money, jewelry, respect, specificity in time, solidity in space, strict adherence to accepted physical laws, and reason for living.
THE SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT AND NAGUALISM REFERRED TO herein is a process and product of Will and self-determination. It requires no reliance on or cooperation with Old Seers, New Seers, Self Proclaimed Naguals, Lineage Naguals, God, Goddess, Satan, discorporate entities (angelic or demonic), gurus, swamis, seers, sages, holy men, priests, teachers, philosophers, faeries, gnomes, pixies, sprites, (wee folk of any sort), or any other agent or agency of non-self-authority.
HEART-CENTERED APPROACHES AND QUALITIES generally considered to be of the essence of Spiritual Enlightenment, such as love, compassion, tolerance, grace, tranquility, and pacifism, will be viewed herein as antithetical, misleading, and irrelevant. Self-importance isn’t fought with above mentioned.
THE SEEKER-ASPIRANT- VICTIM has no need of any spiritual practices or belief systems including but not limited to Nagualism, Toltecism, Buddhism, Kabbalah, Hinduism, Sufism, Taoism, Gnosticism, Mohammadism, Judaism, Christism, Paganism, Occultism, Zoroastrianism, Wicca, Yoga, Tai Chi, Feng Shui, Martial Arts, Magick, or Necromancy.
THE SEEKER-ASPIRANT-VICTIM has no need of any so-called spiritual or New Age or Toltec paraphernalia, trinkets or amulets including but not limited to spirit callers, crystals, gems, stones, mirrors, seeds, bewitched corn kernels, beads, shells, incense, candles, aromas, bells, gongs, chimes, altars, images, idols or don Juan’s pipe. No special clothing, jewelry, adornments, tattoos of Carlos Castaneda on your ass, or fashion accessories are necessary to this endeavor.
THE SEEKER-ASPIRANT-VICTIM need not avail him or herself of any of the myriad enlightenment or nagualistic inducing procedures and techniques including but not limited to meditation, gazing, candle-gazing, mantra intoning, subjugation to guru, standing on one leg, pilgrimage on belly, unaided flight off a cliff, drugs, breathing techniques, fasting, wandering in deserts, self-flagellation, vows of silence, sexual indulgence or sexual continence.
THE SEEKER-ASPIRANT-VICTIM has no need or use for any spiritual powers, arts or sciences including but not limited to astrology, numerology, divination, tarot or rune reading, mandala making, fire-walking, psychic surgery, automatic writing, channeling, pyramid power, telepathy, clairvoyance, lucid dreaming, dream interpretation, ESP, levitation, bi-location, psycho kinesis, or remote viewing. Furthermore, tricks, stunts or feats such as recapitulation in a cave, allowing allies to manifest out of mirrors, dreaming with the Death Defier, endurance of cold, live burial in Mother Earth, cloud gazing, leaf gazing, $%+$ gazing, materializing your warrior buddies from fire ash, walking on fire or glass, laying on glass or nails, piercing of face or arms, conjuring and rope tricks, have no bearing or merit as regards the Spiritual Enlightenment and Nagualism discussed herein.
CONFRONTATION WITH PERSONAL DEMONS, the facing of deep-seated fears, and the step-by-step dismantling of personal history may result in elevated pulse, high blood pressure, loss of equilibrium, loss of motor control, loss of pallor and skin tone, loss of hair and teeth, loss of appetite, loss of sleep, loss of bowel and bladder control, tremors, fatigue, shortness of breath, dry-heaves, acid reflux, dyspepsia, halitosis, diarrhea, seborrhea, psoriasis, sweating, swelling, and swooning. The emotional upheaval attendant upon the discovery that one is oneself a fictional character in a staged drama may result in forlornness, intolerance, anger, hostility, resentment, hopelessness, despondency, suicidal despair, morbid depression, and a suffocating awareness of life's meaninglessness.
THE SEEKER-ASPIRANT-VICTIM is hereby advised that study of ancient cultures, travel to distant lands, or learning of foreign languages avails not in the least, and that, for the purposes of understanding and attaining Nagualism and Spiritual Enlightenment discussed herein, there is no better place than here and no better time than now.
ALL CHARACTERS, PLACES AND EVENTS depicted on this message board are entirely fictional insofar as this discussion board and the universe in which it exists are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people, places and events is purely the result of resemblance to actual people, places and events.
NO DOLPHINS WERE SWUM WITH in the creation of this discussion board. Batteries not included. Be careful what you wish for. Life is but a Dream.
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